Bernard O'Shea: Five things the President of Ireland can do that parents have to do all the time
Bernard O'Shea: "The parent can convene a special 8.30pm emergency family meeting in the kitchen, usually triggered by (a) a missing remote, (b) an empty biscuit tin, or (c) someone not flushing. These gatherings are high drama: chairs are dragged in, tears shed, and a motion is passed to 'find out who left the back door open again'."
