Ask Audrey: 'I’ve agreed to marry a hippy called Clive, you should see the state of him'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

"We all pretend not to know because my Mam loves Colin, it would break her heart to hear he’s gone behind my back to sleep with her favourite daughter."

I got an awful shock when I opened the present from my husband Colin on Christmas morning. Lingerie. In the wrong size. Sorry now, it’s bad enough getting slinky knickers after three kids, but it’s worse when you know they’re meant for your sister. 

My husband has been shagging my sister for three years, it started when we all went to Lanzarote together. The two of them would stay up drinking after the rest of us and have sex in the pool.