Ask Audrey: Do you think I could pull out of a wedding on black tie grounds?

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey: looking after Cork people for ages

C’mere, what’s the story with pretending you’re not from Cork?

I’m here in Corfu with the old doll, we arrived Monday, flew over straight after the match. The hotel is full of people from Clare, they shouldn’t be allowed have a passport, the accent do be drilling through me brain.