Ask Audrey: My kids are no Gordon Ramseys... except maybe for the cursing. It’s a tradition in my gaff that they cook me dinner. What will I do?"

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Myself and Berna were watching a story about floods on the news the other night, when I suddenly piped up with, “I’d love to have it off with someone in the Green Party.” Gin, t’would drive you mad, mad enough to download a dating app called Smug Lovers, which helps you meet eco-nuts who are delighted with themselves because they installed solar panels in 2004. 

Ten minutes later some galoot called Gav is sending me a photo of his composter, which was disappointing in more ways than one. Anyway, didn’t we agree to an old Meet and Sheets as we call it in the casual sex community and he arrived at my home place here last night, I could see Ina Mac behind her lace curtains down the road, judging me out the window like some kind of withered nun.