Suzanne Harrington: Banners reading ‘I Can’t Believe I Have To Protest This S**t’ are valid

"Oh look, it’s Nigel Farage having a milkshake thrown all over him, as he talks about replacing the Tory party in the UK. Some wag quips how the revolution will not be pasteurised."

Suzanne Harrington. Pic: Andrew Hasson

In the mountains of northwest Mallorca, there’s nothing to do except walk up steep rocky pathways, gasping in the heat and admiring the valley below.

There’s nothing up there except lemon trees and roaming sheep with clangy bells around their necks. No newspapers, radio, or telly.