Bernard O'Shea: I lasted two days on my raw food diet - but I learned some valuable truths

"I thought seven days would be enough but quickly realised it wouldn't happen - however, I discovered three brilliant and terrible things about going uncooked."

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An overweight red-haired man in his forties opens the door to a confession box and awkwardly kneels on the smooth, worn-out brown leather pew.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been about 30 years since my last confession."