Bernard O'Shea: Yes, the hairdryer exploded and went on fire, but I still fixed it

Bernard O'Shea: 'If only I had the gumption when I was seventeen to think about becoming a plasterer or electrician, I would now be a wanted man'. Picture: Moya Nolan

If I had a time machine, I’d travel back in time and get a trade. I might not be any good at it, but at least I’d know I’d have a tangible skill. I watch so many DIY programs, yet the extent of my skills is changing light bulbs as long as those lightbulbs aren’t screw-in-type ones. I’ve broken a few of them.

We’re currently on the last stretch of renovating a house, and there are times when I look enviously at the tradespeople. Fixing and making things. Anyone involved in the construction game right now will tell you that skilled tradespeople are in such short supply and constantly on the outlook. If only I had the gumption when I was seventeen to think about becoming a plasterer or electrician, I would now be a wanted man. I’ve no excuses, either. Loads of my friends have mixed trades throughout their working lives.