Ask Audrey: A nudist colony in Dunmanway? I'm not one bit surprised
Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.
Now listen up Paddy. I’m just back from a meeting of the British Establishment where we sat around crying for an hour because the empire is gone and I don’t think we’ll ever get over it. Liz Truss was there, she’s the Minister for Shafting Foreigners or something and she was very sad because she was after getting into trouble on something called Twitter. Poor Liz tried to say the Irish word for Prime Minister, but she pronounced it as ‘Tea Sock’ and all hell broke loose.
You had all these Paddies mocking her for her pronunciation, even though Taoiseach is the only Irish word most of you know and the vast majority of Micks hate your native language as much as you hate closing time. Honestly, there’s no gratitude with you people. We give you the best language in the world and still you insist on muttering away in your own unpronounceable gibberish. How backward. I don’t know how are we supposed to ever truly understand each other when you hide behind words like Tánaiste and Caoimhe, which I can write, but not pronounce.
