Bernard O'Shea: Here's my foolproof hack to making jeans fit perfectly

Bernard O'Shea: I I once got caught trying on a pair of skinny jeans in a trendy designer store.

Sometimes the clothes do not fit or make the man.

I rummaged inside my wardrobe, pulling out the same jumpers, jackets, and trousers I’d been looking at for the last five years. I can’t throw them out. I still think that a day will come when I’ll fit into them. I own blazers that have seen at least four rounds of fashion cycles. I have hoarded trousers that have a 32-inch waist. To put that into perspective, the last time I fit into a 32-inch waist was in 2013.