Tell Tina: No way 10-year-olds from Bishopstown are getting the upperhand on Glen Rovers

Ask Audrey is on a break for two weeks. Her third cousin Tina is filling in

Tina, my affair with the gentleman considerably younger than I continues unabated. We've moved to a deeper, more spiritual level in our relationship, where I've added him as Junior account on my Revolut and he let me use his student discount card when I bought him a new outfit in Tommy H that time we went to Kildare Village. 

Ironically, it's getting harder to hide my real age from him now he's spending more time on my couch and less in my bed. We watched an entire season of Vikings last night, he thought it was because I was really into the historical raunch, but really it was because I dropped the remote and my trick hip was acting up, I couldn't bend down and get it.