Bernard O'Shea: A foolproof, three-step guide to surviving dining out with your kids

On our first day back in over two years as a family eating out, I was reminded of their innate ability to open vinegar sachets in under three seconds

Bernard O'Shea: Eating out with my beautiful, loved, cherished, adored children is sometimes like an MMA pre-show weigh-in. It all starts relaxed. Everybody is laughing and exchanging good-natured vibes until someone crosses the line, and then it all kicks off.

On our first day back in over two years as a family eating out in a restaurant, I was reminded of the joys of going to lunch with three kids.