Ask Audrey: 'Is there any way to convince a 52-year-old woman that she isn’t Britney Spears?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

We’re getting Shock Factor Anxiety on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Would Like their Halloween Decorations To Be Visible From Space. Fifi_NewTesla said that she hasn’t slept in a week trying to come up with a theme for her Halloween decorations, 2021. Cliona_500EuroDryRobe said I hear you Fifi, and in fairness, you raised the terror bar for all of us last year, with that giant red sign saying Welcome to the Northside. Fifi said I can’t go near that again this year because my Ken got word that we’re being watched by the Sunday's Well Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Norries.

Rosa_ItsYoungerI’mGetting said she heard that the government are thinking of putting a wealth tax on new chins and we all said that sounds like a brilliant scare story for the Douglas Road and she said, no, I actually HAVE heard they are going to do this, and it was on WhatsApp as well babes, so it must be true. This seems like an act of terrorism Audrey, it’s hard enough to bewitch people with your incredibly youthful looks, without the government hounding you into a saggy jaw. Do you know if Rosa is telling the truth about the chin tax, or is she just bitter after Fifi outed her for having an account in the Credit Union?