Ask Audrey: Can I drive up to Newry and say lash a bit of vaccine into me arm, there, lah?
Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.
C’mere, what’s the story with driving up to Newry and saying ‘lash a bit of vaccine into me arm there lah’. Budgie says that his cousin’s friend is a delivery driver, so he just took the van up to Newry, walked into the vaccination centre and charmed the knickers inside off of everyone there because he’s from Cork, and they couldn’t resist his accent, like.
He’s going back up in four weeks for the second shot and he has dates with three different old dolls because he reminds them of Roy Keane. Meanwhile, I’m down here like a total langball getting less action than a monk on the Skelligs. The only problem here is Budgie likes an old flight of fancy – like didn’t he have me convinced last year that he was going to have a love-child with a prominent Hollywood actress that he met in Scoozis. So like, do you think I should trust him and head up to Newry in the van?
