Ask Audrey: 'I said, cop on, I need to be touched! He said, yerra can’t you look after yourself?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello old stock. Bunty Harrington rang this morning and said Reggie I’ve had enough of this lockdown, I’m going to join the protest march in town on Saturday. I said, they’ll fire you out of the cannon in the yacht club for hanging around with that riff-raff. 

He said, sure I’ll be unrecognisable in my mask. I said, you’re as thick as the man from Killumney, that shower won’t wear a mask! (Bunty got 4% in pass Maths in the Inter Cert, and that was after his old man brown-enveloped 20 grand to a guy in the Department of Education.) Anyway, we agreed it’s ridiculous that a beautifully-spoken millionaire can’t exercise his right to protest in case people think he’s in bed with the far-left.