Ask Audrey: Tell Simon Coveney we’ll have a lovely surprise for him if he lifts level 5 for Douglas Road

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 30 Oct, 2020 - 06:05

How’re oo’ goin’ on? Herself is after getting on a regular Zoom call with a bunch of Saoirse Ronan superfans below in Schull and isn’t she after losing the run of herself completely now that Saoirse bought a house down near Ballydehob.

She said that it is time to sell our home of 50 years in Dunmanway and move down near Schull to be near her hero. I said, sure that’s just stalking and she said, so what, it serves her right for being so successful and rich.