Julie Jay: It’s a drag watching my baby try to crawl, but he’ll get there eventually

As he shuffles from A to B at a glacial pace, it turns out our one year old isn’t the only one embracing their sloth era

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It turns out our one-year-old is a bum shuffler. To be fair, you could be called worse. He shuffles from A to B at a positively glacial pace, invoking the parable about the tortoise and the hare. 

The hare self-sabotages and forgoes the final furlong, by falling asleep, an outrageous move, the equivalent of boxer Kellie Harrington taking a nap in the middle of the third round.