Julie Jay: I can’t wait to meet you, baby — a letter to my unborn child
I want you to know that I am a good mammy. I might not be the best prepared, dressed, or presented, but I will love you so much that your first words will probably be something along the lines of “Mammy, I need personal space, please”
First of all, thank you for choosing me to be your Mammy. I know you could have chosen Kourtney Kardashian, so I really appreciate you taking a chance on a redhead with dubious organisational skills. While I can’t promise a mansion in Malibu, at least by going with us as your first choice, you won’t be subjected to Kourtney and Travis’s PDAs. Your dad tried to hold my hand in public once and I nearly called the guards.
