Julie Jay: Getting my toddler to bed is basically Squid Game

"At the risk of bottle-shaming my son, I’m pretty sure this is our fifth bottle of the night, which given the fact we haven’t even hit the nine o’clock news is too much bottle."

A teddy bear, recently - probably not a competitor on Squid Game. Pic: iStock

Please don’t tell me any spoilers for Succession. I am still four episodes behind due to the fact our bedtime routine has turned into an endurance marathon.

Of course, the longer days mean it’s always going to be tricky, but getting Ted to sleep is starting to feel a bit less like a Pampers ad and more like a Squid Game.