Julie Jay: My two-year-old is gaslighting me but I have to bite my lip

If emancipating your toddler was a thing, this would have been the week I’d be consulting my solicitor for legal options

It is so important they know who’s boss, and in this case, it is definitely Ted.

Julie Jay

COMEDIAN

As a worldly 13-year-old in the mid-90s, I remember following Macaulay Culkin’s emancipation from his parents with keen interest. Armed with the celebrity case law, I approached my mother and presented her with my plan for divorcing both my parents, outlining how there were no hard feelings and that this was strictly business.