Julie Jay: Darling Husband dives into the pumpkin TikTok style with a hand mixer 

Ted is only two but somehow this is his third Halloween, which is something my pass maths brain just can’t get my head around

It is that time of year again when Ted’s costume must be sorted, and the stakes are high because Ted’s cousins are total pros when it comes to the dressing-up side of things.

Julie Jay

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"Is Ted old enough for trick or treating?” asks Darling Husband, his eyes wide with excitement.