Julie Jay: Getting eyedrops into a toddler’s eyes is up there with trying to wrestle a crocodile

Fred is about as intimidating as a teddy bear, so it’s safe to say generally Ted rules the roost in our gaff — this is reflected in the many walls adorned with his doodles

"I feel for Ted and the sore eyes because there is no question that he got it from his momma. Not to brag, but I have always suffered from gunky eyes, so much so that I was wearing an eye patch long before singer Gabrielle made it fashionable."

Julie Jay

COMEDIAN

It has been a week of crusty eyes, phlegmy coughs, and all-round infirmary vibes in our house this week.