Esther N McCarthy: Met Gala? It was more of a Meh Gala so just get meowt of here

Two cats and a cockroach stole the show (and don't mention Karl Lagerfeld) but the New York fashion parade was elevated by the style of its Irish stars, writes ESTHER N McCARTHY

UP ON THE CATWALK: Jared Leto looking more like a sports team's mascot than a muse in a costume inspired by the late Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Choupette. Picture: Angela Weiss/AFP/Getty

Hey, Anna Wintour! A word to the wise: When you’re charging $50,000 a ticket and two cats and a cockroach end up being the sartorial sensations on your red carpet, it may be time for a rethink.

Full marks on the Bill Nighy accessory though. Very fetching.