Conversations With Friends review: 'Is the penis just not absurd?'

Episodes 7 and 8 of Conversations With Friends had Nick contemplating a departure from the first rule of having sex with someone outside the marriage 

Alison Oliver and Joe Alwyn in episode 7 of Conversations With Friends, on RTÉ One. 

Call me old-fashioned but I prefer sexy blondy married philanderers to stick to the Cheater's Guide To Riding A Young One. And rule number one, Mr Nick Conway, is don’t let the wife find out.

Up until now, Nick has seemed trés blasé about Melissa discovering the affair. Kissing Frances at his wife’s birthday party, copulating in their house (does anyone come home early in Monkstown?), and having the bit of raunch in the holiday home... not a bother to him.