Tom Dunne's Music & Me: Old Tom's Almanac of predictions for 2021 

Wife-swapping, a Paddy's Day in Wuhan, and Boris takes back control of the music

January

Britain announces it is ‘Taking Back Control of Music’ by discontinuing CD manufacture, a music format it describes as “more Brussels than Bradford”.’ “We led the world into the digital age and we shall lead the world out of it,” Boris declares. People’s vast collections are now worthless. “They were my pension,” cries a listener on Liveline. “Sure,” says Joe, “and you had them alphabetised and everything!”