Learner dad: 'It’s basically Stockholm Syndrome, but you fall for your kids rather than terrorists'

I think I’m after catching lockdown syndrome, a strange condition, where you start to enjoy being cooped up with your children all day. It’s basically Stockholm syndrome, but you fall for your kids rather than a bunch of terrorists. I know, I know, they actually are terrorists, but we’ll leave that for another day. Because this week I’m weak for my two. Mainly because of cycling, Netflakes and a Greek vase.