Sex Files: Why can’t he cope with messy spontaneity?

I’ve been seeing my boyfriend for a year and we still only have sex at his place because he insists on freshly laundered, ironed sheets on a perfectly-made bed. We both have to shower first. Why can’t he cope with messy spontaneity and my untidy bedroom?

I can’t think of anything nicer than sex in freshly-laundered sheets, with a freshly-laundered man. And, hey, if he likes you enough, maybe you could get him to your place with a mop and bucket.