Lindsay Woods: My son turns nine in the next few days

My son turns nine in the next few days. He has decided on an outing to the cinema with a few of his friends to see the new ‘Goosebumps’ movie followed by a trip to the Golden Arches to chow down on all things deep fried and chock-full of additives.
He is a relatively unfussed character so he is continuing on from last year’s theme… by doing the exact same thing this year.