If I were you I’d contact someone in CUH and tell them send out an ambulance. I think that’s the craziest idea I ever heard. Why don’t you just build a wall like we’re planning to put up between Ballinlough and Skehard Road? (We’re up to 450k on GoFundMe!)
Conor went down to Ardmore, oh Christ he was an awful bore, saw kids with tattoos, drinking way too much booze and said begorrah, I can’t take any more. (Let’s just say Country Waterford isn’t for everyone.)
Like yourself? I asked my Posh Cousin about this. She said the going rate to pay off a lower order relation these days is actually 30 grand. I said how come you’re so well up on this? She said, well let’s just say we won’t be hearing any more from Bishopstown Billy. I said Bishopstown is fairly posh. She said I suppose it is if you’re only from Ballinlough. #Bitch.
He’d probably try and get off with your one on the flute. (An awful man for the women apparently.) I asked my mother whether we should be nice to people from the north. She said absolutely, if they are from Sunday’s Well or Montenotte, but the rest of that lot up there are just looking for ways to steal your car. (She’s actually enlightened for someone from Monkstown.)
We all do, we’re just not saying it in public because it will make us look like a crowd of eejits — fair play to you for putting yourself out there. I checked there on the internet and it says that Cillian Murphy was
actually from Douglas. Imagine, a Douglas guy going around telling everyone he’s from Blackrock. It’s the most southside thing I’ve heard since my aunt sued her 12-year-old for failing the entrance exam to
Pres. She would have won too except the judge went to Christians. #Biased.