If we gave fathers the same nonsensical advice we give working mothers

There is an endless amount of advice given to working mothers about "how to have it all" with 'all' meaning happy kid, successful careers, great hair, healthy diets, immaculate wardrobes, the perfect beach body, good girlfriends, a supportive husband and a pristine house.
But what if we applied the same type of inane language we use when discussing women in the workplace to men?