Have you heard 'The Ballad of Lidl and Aldi'?

"I went to buy sausages and came home with a cordless drill". Yep, been there.

If you've ever gone into a certain German discount retailer on a Thursday morning and emerged with more than you intended, here's the tune for you.

Kerry balladeer and wordsmith Mick McConnell (Only Our Rivers Run Free) sings 'The Ballad of Lidl and Aldi' at John B. Keane's Bar in Listowel.