Goal 2: Living the Dream will satisfy the football fan

Goal 2: Living the Dream

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra

Cast: Kino Becker, Anna Friel, Rutger Hauer, David Beckham

Yeah, Beckham and lots of run-on Real Madrid stars turn up in the follow-up soccer film about the young lad from Brazil who fetches up at Newcastle United … now signed for Real.

Somehow football films never seem authentic, never get beyond the half-way line in convincing us their worth getting excited about … much like Newcastle and Real themselves.

If you’re the sort of absolutely dedicated Toontowner or Spanish footie fan this might satisfy … but, really, stick with your local Zilchville Cloggers.

Star Rating: 2/5