Judge dismisses paternity suit against Wesley Snipes

A paternity suit filed against Wesley Snipes by a woman who claimed the actor had sex with her in a Chicago crackhouse was dismissed today after a DNA test determined that another man was the father of the child in question.

“The good Lord says, ‘Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour’, These are the tenets I live by,” the star of the Blade trilogy said outside a New York court after the suit was dismissed by Family Court Judge Mary Bednar.