Ask Audrey: 'I’m afraid it’s impossible to stay classy while admitting you bought a house in Glanmire'

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages.

C’mere girl, me nerves do be red raw trying to discipline my three-year old, Roy. It was grand before Christmas because I could threaten him with a Santy no-show, but now I do have nothing to use against him. Do you have any tips for me?

– Carol-Ann, Ballyvolane, how do ye discipline children in Ballinlough?