Ask Audrey: 'I heard that Viagra fumes from Pfizer’s were causing stiffys below in Ringaskiddy'

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Hello old stock. I heard that Viagra fumes from Pfizer’s were causing stiffys below in Ringaskiddy, so I drove down to see if it has any effect. (Not that I’d need it.) Let’s just say I had trouble getting back in the car. (2017 Range Rover Evoque Coupé, before you ask.) Worse again, there is no sign of what you might call a retreat and I have to give a keynote speech to the Cork Chamber of Commerce tomorrow night, titled My Yacht is Bigger Than Yours. Can you help?

–Reggie, Blackrock, I’ve tried the obvious.