Beat the fashion hang-ups with a personal shopper

After finally accepting he’s not going to fit into his size 28 waist jeans anymore, Caomhán Keane gets some help to update his wardrobe. Because personal shopping can be for boys too.

Any old queer worth their salty tongue will know the Joan Crawford maxim — “No wire hangers…EVER!” But, while the movie legend shouldn’t have leathered her daughter with said draping device, it turns out she had a point.

My recently acquired personal stylist, Natalie Svikle, is staring at my wardrobe like its a sartorial CSI… and she’s identified the chief suspect in my crimes against fashion.