Ask Audrey: 'I’m waiting for my mother to die because her house is worth €1.8 million.'

Ask Audrey’s been sorting out the people of Cork for ages. Here’s the latest advice she’s dished up.

Hello old stock. Let me make it clear I love my old dear and will be taking her down to Fishy Fishy in Kinsale for dinner on Mother’s Day. On the other hand, she’s 93 and her huge house in Sunday’s Well is worth €1.8m.

Can you think of a nice way to suggest that her time is up? - Reggie, Blackrock, my wife has already earmarked money for work on her bum.