Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years

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How’re oo goin on? No sooner did I get the internet at home, than the missus logged on and booked a holiday in Portugal. I had to take the money from under two mattresses. Anyway, I’ve never been on a sun holiday in my life. What should I look out for? — Ger Mick Mary, I have no plans to take off my cap.

Things can get fairly lively around departures in Cork Airport at this time of year. Mainly from Douglas women shouting, “Keep away from the Lanzarote queue guys, we don’t want people to think we’re Norries.”