Hollywood Hayes: Why do Americans love Halloween so much?

What’s so special about the NFL? (Feels like you’re watching a sports movie every Sunday, it’s unreal, who needs the Premiership.)
Why does no one understand my accent even though I’m speaking English? (They think Irish people sound like Tom Cruise in Far and Away or like a leprechaun who was the star of ads for a cereal called Lucky Charms. Also, I mumble. And the Cork dialect is harder for them to grasp.) At least I figured out all these puzzling conundrums.