Ask Audrey, she's been sorting out Cork people for years

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Hello there. Myself and some chaps in the office are thinking of going to Cork next weekend, now that we can fly in from London City Airport. Where is the best place to find women in Cork who are impressed by money? — Randolph (I’m actually even posher than I sound)

The best place to find Cork women impressed by money is at 73, Knobs Lawn, Ballinlough. Let me know when you are arriving and I’ll turn on the heating. Send the rest of your friends to Douglas. It’s a suburb on the southside where gangs of blonde women gather in bars to complain about the cost of bringing the au pair on their skiing trip. One word of warning for your friends. Don’t mention that you work in financial services. Let’s just say a lot of rich Cork people got screwed by a banker in recent years. And not in a good way, Randolph.