Hollywood Hayes: Adventures of a Corkman in LA

You see a lot of things in West Hollywood. Today, for example, I saw a hefty, blimp-shaped man wearing nothing but a long brown wig and pink thong bikini while cycling his bicycle. 

Always nice when you’re strolling to the shop for milk.

Hardly ever see old people here, though. Not like the sweet old Irish folk I remember from back home, anyway.