Agony aunt Ask Audrey is solving all of Cork’s problems

Have you heard of Kinsale? It is a small village south of Cork with delusions of grandeur. Some say it turned its back on wife-swapping in the 1990s to concentrate on the whole tourist and gourmet thing. I say don’t look sideways at the couple next to you in the restaurant in Kinsale or they’ll invite you back to their place to “watch their holiday videos”. Myself and himself nearly choked on our chowder last year when the woman at the next table threw over a note saying “I presume ye are not here to look at rich people in their yachts.” The cheek of her. Assuming we don’t own a yacht of our own.