Video: Man finds python in his corn flakes (no, really)

In today’s edition of "reasons not to emigrate to Australia, ever" we hear the story of a man in search of corn flakes who instead discovered a two-metre diamond python.

22-year old Jarred Smith was going to grab some lunch last Tuesday, but instead got quite the fright when he discovered that his box of cereal contained a coiled python.

"So, this is what I'm currently dealing with," he casually narrates to the viewer, recovering from the shock in true Australian fashion.