Ask Audrey: If Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare, it will have me marked as a pervert

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting panicky on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Blow You Away At a Wedding with their 8 Grand Jumpsuits. Alannah_PlaceInCrete said she’s after getting invited to a wedding in Tipperary and we were very quick to offer our sympathies, because Tipperary like, there’s no need for that. But she said no need, it’s the horsey Tipperary set, crunch-of-Ranger-Rover-on-the-long-driveway instead of trainee-mechanic-in-pointy-brown-shoes, do you know that kind of a way? She said, they get all their clothes in Milan and we were all thinking shite, it was nearly easier during Covid when you didn’t have to worry about getting upstaged at a wedding by some West Brit from Clonmel who makes cheese as a hobby. I’m in the same boat now myself Audrey after my Ken and I got asked to a bash in Glandore, some bee-atch from his class in college is getting married, I’d put money on it that he slept with her – my Ken was like a dog with two mickeys in college. Anyway, I’m totes out of touch with stunning wedding wear after the pandemic. Now, just to be clear, I’m not asking you for fashion tips Audrey – you live in Ballinlough and married a guy from Turners Cross. But do you know anyone in the fashion world that could give me a few tips?

- Jenni, Douglas Road