Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with getting married in Vegas?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting testy on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Are Going on a Classier City Break Than You. Clodagh_MadeOfMoney said she hates Dublin more than a bad wedgie, but you can’t beat it for a city break if you want to show people that you have money to throw away on any old shite. 

Fifi_SizeMinus1 said soz now but I lose the will to live half-way up the M8 and it’s not like someone with my looks can take the train, so it’s flights out of Cork airport for me all the way. I said, that’s all very well Fifi but it’s a nightmare trying to find a flight that isn’t riddled with Norries, my sister just flew back from Paris and had to endure a hen-party singing Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi in a Ballyvolane accent.