Suzanne Harrington: In an awful world, we need Liam and Pamela's love to last

"I fell in love with Pammy because she was a massive animal rights advocate. An animal lover beyond dogs and cats. My kinda lady."

Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson arriving for the UK premiere of The Naked Gun at Cineworld Leicester Square, central London.

At last! Some good news. These days we’ll take anything. Kitten rescued from tree. Seagull befriends traffic warden. Tenner found down back of sofa. Anything at all. 

Anything that isn’t going to trigger our adrenals, send our cortisol into orbit, or traumatise our eyeballs as we struggle towards sleep after a long day of trying to avoid the news.