Colm O'Regan: Timber from the neighbour's skip? Or the crooked timber of humanity?
Colm O'Regan: "Apart from asking permission, there is a certain etiquette that needs to be understood with taking timber from skips..."
There’s a moment before you knock on a stranger’s door, when you’re suddenly aware of what you look like.
I’m particularly suspicious when I open the front door myself, too. I’ve been told I have RBF (resting bollocks face).


