Suzanne Harrington: All butch on Brighton beach — but when I come home to Ireland, I'll be wearing a dry robe

Suzanne Harrington: "This Christmas Day I will be getting in the sea off the coast of Cork, 592 kilometres north west of my usual waters. I know my limits — I’d rather be a Dry Robe Wanker than dead."
I have a confession — I have become One of Them.
The owner of a dry robe. Not even a real one — they cost more than my car is worth — but a €50 job off the internet.