Esther McCarthy: The wonder of WhatsApp voice notes

"Ah yeah, I’ll happily suck your soul out through your phone for four minutes instead of tapping out a response that would take less than four seconds."

Esther McCarthy. Picture: Emily Quinn

“AAAAND, wow, I’m at four minutes, ’tis turning into a podcast, HA HAHAA, aren’t I gas? I’ll go away so, byebyebyebuhbyebyebuhbyeBYEEEEE.”

This is the end of a typical WhatsApp voice note — from me.