Colm O'Regan: I was looking up what Eco Mattress do to the mattress — it’s practically pornography

"What’s the matter, hun? You don’t look like you’re enjoying my mattress-recycling anecdotes."

Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Pic: Denis Minihane.

I looked out and there it was, gone. The mattress.

The relief! You can’t have a mattress outside your house for long. This used to be because if the mattress stayed too long, before long someone else would have dumped more stuff on it.