Colm O'Regan: Imagine what The Traitors: Ireland would be like? 

"Just like First Dates had a few situations where two people sat opposite each other and realised they’d brought each other to their debs, or one had given the other maths grinds, or were actually cousins. Or all three."

‪Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Pic: Denis Minihane.

WARNING: This definitely does not contain spoilers.

By the time you read this, the winner will be announced. And possibly denounced. I won’t know who it is.